Paradise Philippines economy
The Philippines' main exports are basically anything exported by Japan , China or any other Asian country with an alphabet that is so complicated that no average white or black shit could even begin to understand. They also export tapes of their natural and national disasters to CNN, but CNN only gives a shit for a day.
The Philippine Currency
The Philippine Currency
To help combat the nation's widespread poverty, the Philippines has implemented its own welfare system called ABS-CBN. Outreach programs like "Wowowee" and "Kapamilya Deal or No Deal" give local Filipino citizens and TFC subscribers hopes of fortune and 15 seconds of shout-out fame, as well as something to keep their minds off the fact that there is virtually no food on their table.
Earlier this century, the Paradise Philippines attempted to make itself stand out from the other Asian countries by emphasizing their sex trade. However, their attempts proved to be futile. Thailand proved to have the better sex trade since their transgendered hookers do that ping-pong ball trick.
Now, Philippines is fast becoming exporter of Mail-order bride with a motto of:
"Keep taking our girls, losers from other countries! We'll make more!
You too can find a wife even if you are considered a loser in your own country. In the Paradise Philippines you are always a winner!"
Underage sex is coming back in style, so all you pedophiles, renew your passports now! Hurry! The girls are growing!
The Philippine Currency
The Philippine Currency
To help combat the nation's widespread poverty, the Philippines has implemented its own welfare system called ABS-CBN. Outreach programs like "Wowowee" and "Kapamilya Deal or No Deal" give local Filipino citizens and TFC subscribers hopes of fortune and 15 seconds of shout-out fame, as well as something to keep their minds off the fact that there is virtually no food on their table.
Earlier this century, the Paradise Philippines attempted to make itself stand out from the other Asian countries by emphasizing their sex trade. However, their attempts proved to be futile. Thailand proved to have the better sex trade since their transgendered hookers do that ping-pong ball trick.
Now, Philippines is fast becoming exporter of Mail-order bride with a motto of:
"Keep taking our girls, losers from other countries! We'll make more!
You too can find a wife even if you are considered a loser in your own country. In the Paradise Philippines you are always a winner!"
Underage sex is coming back in style, so all you pedophiles, renew your passports now! Hurry! The girls are growing!
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